I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental)

Break time at work 🍕🍔 #Pizzaburger #burger #sliders #yumz #bostons

#doodle #musictime #idontwanttogotowork #bored #modernedwardscissorhands?




A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

that’s one of the wisest things I ever read

(q’d - thanks 4 bein alive man)

(Source: ashleymarieholt)

Lmfao done 😂💀

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Name: TJ

Nickname: TJ, Kai, Snowbunny

Birthday: 10/01/1992

Gender: mademoiselle

Sexuality: uh straight

Height: 5’7

Time zone: Nowhere~ 

What time and date is it there: I never know off hand. Too lazy to check now.

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 4 if I’m lucky.

OTPs: Me and my life wife misguidedfoxes xD

The last thing I googled was: Green smoothies.

First word that comes to mind: cuddles (need to go home I’m exhausted)

What I last said to a family member: “See you later” to my sister.

One place that makes me happy and why: The beach at night. It’s the most relaxing place on earth you can listen to music and be alone with your own thoughts, smell the ocean air and it doubles as a killer party spot. Trust me, give it a go. 

How many blankets I sleep under: 1-2 (an extra little one for da feets to protect against unwanted “under the bed monster” mutilation.

Favorite beverage: GOOD black coffee with sugar or spirits.

The last movie I watched in the cinema was: The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

Three things I can’t live without: music, art stuff and my acoustic.

Something I plan on learning: piano…and admittedly, a dance lesson wouldn’t kill me.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Live. Do everything you’ve ever wanted, don’t be afraid. A little recklessness is okay sometimes. Oh and stay loyal to the ones who deserve it.

You have to listen to this song: Transit-So Long, So Long

Tagged: Because we bearly interact on here but we’re all somewhat addicted to it drinkdatkoolaid
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Why sleep when you can watch black and white movies?

My wife leaves me notes at work to get me through the day 😂❤️#foxythot #duckythot #wifelife

#janisjoplin #music #loveher #needed #queen #quote #crybaby

Taking being festive to the extreme. #pumpkinspice #iquestionhumanity #fall

I love coming home to vodka soaked gummy’s 😘🍹 @mochhhaaa and @antlikealways #thirstythursday #wasted #longnight #yumz #candy #vodka #delish

#pineapplecherry #cupcake #sweet #yumz


Look  at them eyes…how could one say no.

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